Not Cool Anymore

What you're doing is not cool anymore. So just stop it.

Vanity (Non-Prescription) Glasses.

Guess what, these were never cool. Take them off.

You don’t see me wearing a fake cast, do you?

Rockabilly.

Rockabilly is dead, let it rest in peace.

Playing the Ukelele.

This is no longer unique or charming. Not cool.